CUTE STORIES
A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class.
As she ran she prayed, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!"
As she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress.
She got up, brushed herself off, and started running again.
As she ran she once again
began to pray, "Dear Lord, please
don't let me be late... But please don't shove me either!"
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A little girl became
restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on.
Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered, "Mommy, if we give him the
money now, will he let us go?"
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A little boy was overheard
praying: "Lord, if You can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm
having a real good time like I am!"
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Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50." The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100."
The third boy says, "I got
you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a
sermon. And it takes eight people to collect all the money!"
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Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage.
He didn't have to
hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about
the way his mother cooked.
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An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested
no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service,
she wrote, "They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I don't want them to
take me out when I'm dead.
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A Sunday school teacher
asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is
it necessary to be quiet in church?" Annie replied, "Because people are
sleeping."
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A Sunday school teacher was
discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After
explaining the commandment to "honour thy father and thy mother," she asked "Is
there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill."
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At Sunday School they were
teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny
seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of
Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he
were ill, and said, Johnny what is the
matter?
Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a
wife."
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