"These are actual entries taken
from various church notices "
Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at
Calvary Memorial Church. Come and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday in the
recreation hall. Come and watch us kill Christ the King.
Miss Charlene Mason sang "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.
Next Sunday is the family hayride
and bonfire. Bring your own hot dogs and guns.
The peacemaking meeting scheduled
for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.
The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water ". The sermon
tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more
transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor
Jack's sermons.
During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of
hearing a good sermon when J. E. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.
Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who
doesn't care about you.
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24. So ends a
friendship that began in their school days.
Eight new choir robes are currently
needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of
some older ones.
Scouts are saving aluminium cans, bottles, and other items to be
recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
The Lutheran men's group will meet at 6 p.m. Steak, mashed potatoes,
beans, bread, and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a
nursery downstairs.
Please place your donations in the
envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.
Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy
lunch.
The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment,
and gracious hostility.
Potluck supper Sunday at 5 p.m.
Prayer and medication to follow.
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They
may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
This evening at 7 p. m. there will be a hymn sing in the park across
from the church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
Low Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 p.m. Please use the
back door.
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the
church basement Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this
tragedy.
The associate minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign
slogan last Sunday: "I Upped my Pledge - Up Yours."
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