The New Minister
A new minister moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners.
  All went well until he 
  came to one house.  It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to 
  the door even after he had knocked several times.
  
  Finally, he took out his card, wrote on the back "Revelation 3:20"
  and stuck it on the door.
  
  The next day, as he was counting the offering he found his card in the 
  collection plate.  Below his message was a notation "Genesis 3:10." 
  
  Upon opening his Bible to 
  the passage, his face turned red, and he let out a roar of laughter.
  
  Revelation 3:20 reads:  "Behold, I stand at the door and knock.  If any man 
  hear my voice, and opens the door, I will come in to him, and
   will dine with him, and he with Me."
  
  Genesis 3:10 reads:  "And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was 
  afraid, because I was naked."
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